Anyway, I thought I'd take a moment to let both of our listeners know that, from time to time, we're going to take advantage of this here "weblog" you're looking at to post the occasional bit of bonus material that relates in some clever way to our show.
For instance, if we were to do a show in which we mentioned my astonishing sexual prowess, we might then post pictures of me engaging in sexual congress with one of the many, many ladies with whom I do that sort of thing. Because I'm so macho. Just as an example.
Today, though, I thought I'd treat everyone to the full, extended, director's cut list of movie titles from our Douchetacular. If you remember, which you most likely don't, we only got the time to go through five or six on the air. That's mostly because Karl couldn't come up with anymore, as he doesn't have as much testosterone as me.
So here, then, is my list of Douche Movies. I'm macho.
The Douche and Mrs. Muir
Doucheblanca
The Douchefather
Schindler’s Douche
Douchin’ in the Rain
It’s a Wonderful Douche
The Douche on the River Kwai
Some Like It Douched
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Douche
The Douches of Wrath
Douching Bull
The Douchebag of the Sierra Madre
To Douche a Mockingbird
Douchebag Indemnity
Douche by Douchewest
Snow White and the Seven Douchebags
From Douche to Eternity
Douchedeus
The Sound of Douching
Douches With Wolves
The Douche Hunter
Guess Who’s Coming to Douche
Sophie’s Douche
Douche the Right Thing
The Man Who Douched Liberty Valance
Douche, Book and Candle
Live and Let Douche
You Only Douche Twice
Douchebags Are Forever
Thunderdouche
Douchefinger
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Douchebag
Harry Potter and the Douchebag of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Douchekaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Vinegar and Water
Harry Potter and the Order of the Douchebag
3 comments:
The raw sexual prowess of that extended manly douche cache is mind blowing. Your testosterone levels and all those muscles must be stiflingly sexy. It makes me regret not asking the question for the program (but I had already asked another blogger who was taking write-in questions during January:) How does one cope with being to sexy for one's shirt?) I don't have that problem myself, but I've seen plenty of people, who like yourself, must.
See, all that testosterone made me use "to" instead of "too." Whoa.
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If you don't like "HP & Goblet of Water and Vinegar," then you are not alive.
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