This is it! Awards season comes to an exciting conclusion as The Conversation presents the First Annual Convy Awards!
More star-studded than the Oscars! More relevant to the average American than the Grammys! Way, way butcher than the Tonys! It's like the Pullitzer Prize, if the Pullitzer people weren't a bunch of effete fucking douche-nuggets.
So strap on your headphones and be prepared to be absolutely fucking amazed. (Or maybe just a little annoyed. There's a whole range of emotional responses to this, actually.)
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Those contests are always rigged, as is apparent in Chuck Norris's not winning the Convy for "Most Pathetic Use of Faded Celebrity Status." It's that damned liberal media bias, I tell ya.
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