Tuesday, February 26, 2008

The Convys!


This is it! Awards season comes to an exciting conclusion as The Conversation presents the First Annual Convy Awards!

More star-studded than the Oscars! More relevant to the average American than the Grammys! Way, way butcher than the Tonys! It's like the Pullitzer Prize, if the Pullitzer people weren't a bunch of effete fucking douche-nuggets.

So strap on your headphones and be prepared to be absolutely fucking amazed. (Or maybe just a little annoyed. There's a whole range of emotional responses to this, actually.)

1 comment:

Freida Bee said...

Those contests are always rigged, as is apparent in Chuck Norris's not winning the Convy for "Most Pathetic Use of Faded Celebrity Status." It's that damned liberal media bias, I tell ya.