Tuesday, February 26, 2008
This is it! Awards season comes to an exciting conclusion as The Conversation presents the First Annual Convy Awards!
More star-studded than the Oscars! More relevant to the average American than the Grammys! Way, way butcher than the Tonys! It's like the Pullitzer Prize, if the Pullitzer people weren't a bunch of effete fucking douche-nuggets.
So strap on your headphones and be prepared to be absolutely fucking amazed. (Or maybe just a little annoyed. There's a whole range of emotional responses to this, actually.)
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Bob and I cut this one early this week, as I'm heading OUT of beautiful downtown Cleveland for a little vacation in a couple of days.
In the seventh episode, Bob and I tackle the week’s toughest issues, like how fast the revival of American Gladiators is decimating our country’s collective I.Q. Other topics include: Fun with Mike Tyson quotes, Postal Douchebaggery, Alpha Female Sitcoms, Listener Mail, and Super Tuesday: What next?
Despite my vacation, though, stay tuned to The Conversation, as next week could be the biggest and best episode yet! We've got a HUGE extravaganza planned for Episode 8, but right now it's a big ol' super-secret. In a couple of days, though, we'll be teasing it right here, on the ONLY BLOG that follows the every move of our podcast!
So get a-downloadin', and be sure to send us your feedback on this week's stuff!
Saturday, February 9, 2008
Anyway, I thought I'd take a moment to let both of our listeners know that, from time to time, we're going to take advantage of this here "weblog" you're looking at to post the occasional bit of bonus material that relates in some clever way to our show.
For instance, if we were to do a show in which we mentioned my astonishing sexual prowess, we might then post pictures of me engaging in sexual congress with one of the many, many ladies with whom I do that sort of thing. Because I'm so macho. Just as an example.
Today, though, I thought I'd treat everyone to the full, extended, director's cut list of movie titles from our Douchetacular. If you remember, which you most likely don't, we only got the time to go through five or six on the air. That's mostly because Karl couldn't come up with anymore, as he doesn't have as much testosterone as me.
So here, then, is my list of Douche Movies. I'm macho.
The Douche and Mrs. Muir
Douchin’ in the Rain
It’s a Wonderful Douche
The Douche on the River Kwai
Some Like It Douched
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Douche
The Douches of Wrath
The Douchebag of the Sierra Madre
To Douche a Mockingbird
Douche by Douchewest
Snow White and the Seven Douchebags
From Douche to Eternity
The Sound of Douching
Douches With Wolves
The Douche Hunter
Guess Who’s Coming to Douche
Douche the Right Thing
The Man Who Douched Liberty Valance
Douche, Book and Candle
Live and Let Douche
You Only Douche Twice
Douchebags Are Forever
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Douchebag
Harry Potter and the Douchebag of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Douchekaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Vinegar and Water
Harry Potter and the Order of the Douchebag
Friday, February 8, 2008
If any of you faithful listeners would like to be the first to write an iTunes review (keep it truthful), we'd certainly appreciate it!
Legions of listeners are just around the corner!
Viva la conversacion!
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