Noooooooooo!!!

Dammit! Recorded on Monday, today's podcast might have changed the fate of our nation had Podomatic speedily uploaded it. But now our warning to the Massachusetts voting public comes too late. Damn you, Podomatic! Damn you to hell!!!

But seriously, give a listen as we take Pat Robertson apart, discuss idiot Avatar fans and share tales of New Yorkers gone assholey.

2009: The Year We Got Contacts

Fresh off their triumphant return with last week's Class Reunion Special, Karl and Bob keep things rolling with their belated look back at 2009. The tragedy! The triumph! The taint! (Or perineum, if you prefer.)

How have Karl and Bob improved over the last year? Did Karl actually give into temptation and embrace man-on-sheep love-making? What kind of she-male craps out half-way through a marathon? Who will win the coveted Jagoff of the Year award? And just what does Manimal have to do with all this? (Nothing. Just wanted to work in a Manimal reference. By the way, NBC, if you need another hour of programming to replace the Jay Leno Wanks Himself Blind hour, I'm available to write a remake of Manimal for a whole new generation.)

Give episode 20 a listen, you magnificent bastards!

Holy Steaming Turds! A New Conversation!?!

We're not dead! How the fuck about that?

And to prove it, here's a podcast we recorded late last summer live and in person in Cleveland. The proximity allowed us to be even funnier than ever. That's pretty goddamn funny, people.

So give a listen as Karl and Bob discuss the excitement and magic of Bob's 20 year high school reunion. If you thought you knew how amazing stories about a handful of graduates of a tiny rural midwestern high school could be, be prepared to have your expectations nearly approached!

And...coming soon...brand new, somewhat more recently recorded episodes and...the long-promised Salute to Shitty Cinema! Face it, Tiger, you just hit the jackpot.