How Can You Think of Family Ties When Growing Pains Won't Let You?

In a Very Special Episode of The Conversation, the haunting strains of "As Long as We Got Each Other" run rampant through Karl's brain, completely preventing him from opening his soul to the melodic fondling of "What Would We Do (Without Us)?"

Additionally, we pick through:

• The iPad and why we want/don't want one
  
• Easter, North Columbus-style
  
• Little boys and the priests that love them
• Clash of the--whoops, not yet
• Duke: Giant sack of wet cowflops

And remember: There ain't no nothin' we can't love each other through.